Description: Dutch spoof of Call of Duty. Made by the guys at www.mastermovies.nl
Translation:
Attention, soldiers across the globe (apart from the Germans of cours, ha ha). This is Adolf Hitler. He is ugly and must die. Good luck.
Russian dude:(With Russian accent)I see two yellow teddybears. When you turn around, you'll shoot them to shreds, fucktard! Cap the other one too, fucktard! That's not a yellow teddybear, fucktard.
That's nice. Follow me and we'll throw some potatoes, ya?
Soldier: Er, mister, these are the potatoes.
Russian dude: Indeed, fucktard! But they're frozen so they're fucking hard. Okay, here's some important information about the potatoes: these potatoes have been bought from *insert random grocery store here*. Now throw them, fucktard.
*misses*
Trow them better, fucktard!
*hits Russian guy with potatoe*
In those yellow things, fucktard.
Gasmask guy: Hey dudes I've got a gasmask! You can't understand me like this, can you?
Russian guy #1: He's wearing a gasmask, I can't hear a thing.
Gasmask guy: Hey guys, I've run out of tampons so I'm a bit uncomfortable at the moment.
Russian guy #1: Sorry dude, I'm out too.
Russian guy #2: Hey guys, you got some of those potatoes left? We've run out.
Russian guy #3: Alright, you fucktards! Follow him with our potatoes. I'll stay here and grow some more. Now run, bitches!
Random Russian guy: Okay, man, throw that potato! Go go go!
Hey guys look at Eddie climbing! Go Eddy! Whores! Hey Eddie, someone's dying down here, hurry up man. Hey guys, it's vacation, relax.
From here on, everything stops making sense (if it ever did). Most enjoyable when you actually speak Dutch.