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Description: after getting railed on YouTube (among other places) I wanted to give Paris a chance to respond.Thanks to InusGirl05 for the outstanding vocals!http://www.youtube.com/prof..._________Bitch and Whine (Stars Are Blind by Paris Hilton)I don't mind wasting your timeJust singing songs at youCuz you will find that I will tryTo whore out on YouTubeMy daddy's guys all wanna keep me shut insideAfter 'One Night In Paris' leaked online.Some people never get beyond that stupid nightBut you can see I won't be contriteThere's no end in sight, oh noEven though I'm rich and lazyEven though I'm quite unkindSee if you can tolerate meI'll bitch and whineI can spend my daddy's moneyHire a production crewGotta flaunt and shake my bodyLet's see what his cash can doMaybe I'll start acting tooI could be your confidanteIf I knew what that meantBut I know that I'm just a blondeNot a ty-rann-o-saur-us (picture of the thesaurus)Why should I learn to sing when they can always dub?Now let's get drunk and wasted at the clubUntil they send us home. Oh noEven though I'm rich and lazyEven though I'm quite unkindSee if you can tolerate meI'll bitch and whineI can spend my daddy's moneyHire a production crewGotta flaunt and shake my bodyLet's see what his cash can doMaybe I'll start acting tooExcuse me for feelingMy critics are cynicalI guess their hearingIs fine and functional, oh no, no noEven though I'm rich and lazyEven though I'm quite unkindSee if you can tolerate meI'll bitch and whineI can spend my daddy's moneyHire a production crewGotta flaunt and shake my bodyLet's see what his cash can do(Let's see what his cash can do)Maybe I'll start acting tooMaybe I'll start acting tooEven though I'm rich and lazyEven though I'm quite unkindEven though I'm rich and lazyEven though I'm quite unkind

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Description: I sit down with Jessica Rose, who portrays Bree in the lonelygirl15 videos, for a hard hitting interview.note: I feel bad contributing to all the mayhem, but I couldn't help myself. May God have mercy on my soul.

Description: Welcome to YouTube newbies. And if you're a YouTube vet, you can still stick around. You might learn a thing or two.Video F.A.Q.1. I used Adobe Premiere 2.0 and a homemade green screen2. Yes, I am WELL aware of the fact that I can't act.3. Yes, you can have a FULL 5 minutes of your life back. Just remember, when you're on your death bad, that last breath is on me.4. To learn how to make a green screen watch Therapix's tutorial (attached as a video response).

Description: A remake of Alanis Morissette's song 'Ironic' where everything is actually ironic.Vocals by: Ccmtcanadahttp://www.youtube.com/prof...Written by: JackDanyellsLyrics:It's a pop song called ironyWhen everything in it is irony freeIt's getting hit when a Dodge truck doesn't breakIt's the Marlboro man and his cancerous fateAnd isn't it ironic...now it isIt's like Ray Charles on a blind dateIt's a dead-end sign next to a fresh graveIt's the head lice on the Orkin man's toupeeWho would've thought...it figuresColonel Sanders was all aloneAt the dinner table in his country homeHe got all his cash from Kentucky FriedAte a six piece meal choked on achicken wing and diedAnd isn't it ironic...now it isChorusWell life has a funny way of sneaking up on youWhen you think everything's one way and switching things aroundAnd life has a funny way of helping you out whenYou think everything's gone wrong and everything blows upIn your face.A young man sold his watch to buy A set of combs for his beautiful wifeBut she sold her hair, so she could buy a watch chainThey tried so hardBut their gifts were in vainAnd isn't it ironic...now it isA little too ironic..and yes, now it actually isChorusLife has a funny way of sneaking up on youLife has a funny way of switching things aroundSwitching things around.

Description: It's like a bad YouTube version of 'The White Album'sXEphil -http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=s...mdunnet -http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=m...xgobobeanx -http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=x...thereceptionist -http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=t...

Description: I do my only impression, and lose any 'coolness' I might have had in the process.note: the cloak (actually a burnoose) I'm wearing is an heirloom. My parents got it in Africa.

Description: - This was my experience serving as a guest editor.- Sorry, I'm not very good at vlogging.- One day I will figure out how to light myself so I don't blink quite so much.The picks:1. TheReceptionist - Spaghetti Town! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKh7zA...2. periurban -- So It's A Love Song - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D0Mf4...3. Pipistrello - On Voicemail - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1cEq1...4. ichannel - I: Episode One - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHkEzL...5. mrpitifulband - Roland's Song - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-boOvA...6. poetryslam - Why I Got Fired From Apple Computer - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFS0xl...7. Xelanderthomas - Hamlet Prince of YouTube - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzHjIj...8. JWTNY -- The Dead, Billy Collins Animated Poetry - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuTNdH...9. w00dy911 - Jack Bauer: Pre-school teaching assistant - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDNkMu...10. lemonette - The Perfect Relationship - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX24KL...11. endlessjoe - Showdown! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkqjwU... 12. beausia - an open letter to all the rosie o'donnells -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJCkHu...13. istothehalfabee -- The Banana Song - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFFH8D...14. DCLugi -- Help Wanted - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFnzKD...15. theresident -- Health Insurance Sucks in the USA - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkGUU_...16. ortoPilotmusic -- Insecure - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkeOB6...Enjoy!