Twilight...In a Nutshell!
THIS JUST IN! The making of New Moon in a Nutshell has been postponed due to gymnastics happening to Edward's arm (she kinda hyperextended it...or something) and also due to the fact that it is FREEZING outside. So as soon as her arm is better and we get the guts to run outside and back in between scenes, NMiaN will be postponed. But as soon as we get the chance we'll get started!Script:Bella: My first day of school in Forks in half-over, and I already feel accepted by everyoneEdward: *glare*Bella: Except for him...he's looking at me funny...I think he wants to kill me...Edward: *leaves*Bella: Oh look, a car...headed straight for me! What are the odds?Edward: *pushes*Bella: Why did you save me?Edward: ...I don't know. *leaves*Bella: He must really hate me.Edward: *comes back* By the way, Bella, I'm a vampire.Bella: ...Edward: ...and I love you!Bella: OMG me too! *glomp*Alice: I see a storm coming in the future...Let's play baseball!Bella: *squee* OMG, I get to watch vampires play baseball!Edward and Alice do funny baseball nessEdward: You are so OUT!Alice: BAM! *gasp* My vampire senses are tingling...over there!Edward: So...Bella: Edward.Edward: Bella.Bella: Sup?Edward: Oh nothing, you know...just me being sexy.Bella: As always.James: *sniff* I smell human *gnash at Bella*Edward: MY HUMAN!James: I'll be tracking you...*leave*Edward: Bella, we have to hide you!Bella: Where, Edward?Edward: Phoenix *duh*.Bella: Oh, right, of course, Phoenix. *snort* The first place I think of.Edward: *shove*Alice: *follow*Hotel in PhoenixBella: Edward...*twitch* come back to me! *twitch* *phone rings* Hello?James: Bella, I am your father...*cough* I mean... I have your mother hostage!Bella: ...eepJames: So come and get her...if you ever want to see her alive again! And don't tell anyone, cuz that would hurt my feelings, and you wouldn't want to do that, right, Bella? *hang up*Bella: ...Look! A distraction!Alice: *looks*Bella: *escapes*Dance StudioBella: Where is my mother?! She's not here is she?James: I tricked you! Now I can suck your blood!Bella: *twitch* HELP ME! *runtripfall*Edward: MY HUMAN!James: *runs*Edward: Bella, are you okay?Bella: Oh I'm just fine, Edward. A sadistic vampire just tried to kill me. I'm bleeding and unconscious and feeling just great! *unresponsive*Edward: *exaggerated gasp* He bit her! I have to help her, but if I try to take the venom out I might kill her *hyperventilate* Decisions, decisions...Bella: Edward? I'm kind of dying here... Edward: Right, sorry...*Composed* *handness*Bella: I'M ALIVE! *glomp*Alice entersEdward: By the way, Bella, I love you more than I love trees.Alice: NO WAY!Bella: *gasps* Impossible. TEH END! XD