Note: song lyrics below! I live in south Florida. I like poking fun at the family members and friends that are freezing up north. Here is my song for 2007, based on "Winter Wonderland." Yes, I'm singing. Enjoy!Alfred's Winter Wonderland=================Sleigh bells ringare you listeningAt the beachour sweat is glisteningA beautiful sightwe're all warm tonightsweating our jocks as south FloridiansGone away are our cold handshere to stay, are our warm glandsWe're singing this songwe know it's so wrongsweating our jocks as south FloridiansIn New York we all can build a snowmanand freeze our asses all throughout the townAl will stay with sister-in-law Karenand crank the thermostat until she frownsLater on we'll perspireby the heat, of our sun's firewe'll be at the beachit's not out of reachsweating our jocks as south FloridiansIn New York we all can build a snowmanshovel yellow snow with slips and fallsAl is heading north without a coat, manWe know he's gonna freeze his big white ballsWhen it snows it's not too thrillingbecause our jocksget a bad chillingYou'll frolic and playthis song is quite gaySweating our jocks as south FloridiansSweating our jocks as south Floridians!

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