I find it utterly disgusting that no good songs have ever been written about accountants. Thusly, I have contrived this precious gem of melodical and lyrical wonderment. Special thanks to Snoop Dogg for his contribution of the moderately offensive tune "Gin and Juice".Here are the lyrics if you consider yourself enough of a Viking warrior to read them:With so much drama in the M-A-CIts kinda hard bein' a MAc student at AUBBut I, I somehow, someway, calculate un-favorable variances every single day and,Can I do an income tax return now, for Momma G's?And figure out minimum pension liability?Don't you know its two in the mornin' and the party's still jumpin'Cause the audit's not done.I've got some tradin' securities gettin' it on,And they ain't leaving till they're recognized in income.So, what you wanna do?I've got the Internal Revenue Code now and my homeboys do too.Decrease payables when you pay your bill, butBut don't amortize goodwill.And we're gonna depreciate fixed assets,Straight-line, double-decline, or sum-of-the-years digits.And I'll be waitin' till April 15th joint costin', workin' on my calculatorLaid back, with my debits on my credits and my credits on my debits.I've got me some cash flow charts.Shipping or receiving where should I start?Now, bonds are issued greater than face all the time.You've gotta amortize your premium before I can amortize mine.Think its time we listen to Dr. AndyHe's got that final Capstone project that be captivating me.Increase retained earnings by net income,But don't add Treasury stock because that's just dumb.I started MACin' on this actuary,You know she's memorized every FASB.Equity investments is how you should account for these,But its a justified departure if you consolidate with meAt ease, as I mob with the SEC, feel the breeze.ChorusLater on that dayMy homey the AICPA, came through with a brand new way,To depreciate hay, Read some Revenue Rulings that made me chokeIf I was a marketing major, man I'd be brokeI had to back up of it, put my calculator down.Capitalized leases? C'mon get outta town.The FASB's not stoppin', interest rates are droppin',My abacus came from the city of ComptonIncome and balance sheets everyone knows,But what about operating, investing and financing cash flowsDon't get upset girl, that's just how it goesI love finacial statements that's why I'm out the do'Chorus

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