**Warning** May be offensive to some people.Artist: FlaccidAlbum: Talks Of GoodTrack Created: 1999"Talks Of Good" is a collection of conversations, monologues and dialogs that didn't need to be arranged to be humorous.This file has been edited from the original. All references to people, phone numbers and location has been removed.This is an actual conversation where the salesperson performs a verbal blunder and says something he shouldn't have.[First Call]Herbal XTCHelloThis is Herbal XTCOh, Hi. I'm -----mmm hmmm?I just want to know a little bit about what it isIt's a herbal euphoric stimulant that's designed to mimic the effects of the street drug XTCDelimit the effects of what?The street drug EcstasySo it limits the effects of...NO! If you'd listened you would have heardI'm sorry. It enhances like the street drug XTC?NoCan you say it again?NNNN..No. Pretty much the name is Herbal XTC and that gives you the hint right there.OK. You need a credit card?Credit card or checkNo C.O.D.?NoSo to get it I'd have to write and give a check or have a credit cardYeahWhat's the address?For a check?YeahIt's ummm...we don't take checks through the mailHow am I gonna to give you a check?We take checks over the phoneHow do you give someone a check on the phone?Where you calling from?------Well, you can't deal with us anyway. You'd have to call a different number, and there's, like, a 200 minimum orderWhat's the different number?Uh. that...would be -------------- This doesn't seem like it's a free numberIt's notIs this one a free number?YesOK. Thank youAll right. GoodbyeGood nightYep[hangs up. Second call]Herbal XTCHelloHelloUh hi...My name is ------Uh huhI called earlierOKI wanna know what Herbal XTC isI don't knowI know, but that's why I wanna knowUh huhfirst you told me it does something and then I really don't know what it does...Sir?Are you through?Yeah, just wondering if you could explain to me what it isWe can't do anything like that on the phoneI'd have to meet you in person?No no no no...nothing like that. We just can't say that our product has any effect.Well, does it have a taste or flavor?Uh NoIt doesn't?NoIt has no effect? Does it have a side effect?NoIs it one of those dietary supplements?That's rightThat's what you would call it?Uh HUH!So like, like an off the record kind of thing, does it have any weird things?We can't even go off the record because it's onHmm...So in some ungeneral way it does something...but you're not allowed to tell me what it isThat's rightThough you could sell it to meYes, we can sell itSo it does something that your not allowed to tell me what it doesUh huhSounds weird to meThen don't buy itIs there a place where I could buy it locally?I don't know. Never been thereLike, what kinds of places where you are can you buy itCan't buy it anywhereYou can't buy it where you are?NoDo you buy it?I don't buy itWhy don't you buy it?Because I don't need itWhat would you need it for?I don't know...I gotta go, gotta take some orders[Hangs up]

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