Please note: characters depicted in this song are completely fictional. Any resemblance or similarity to any real people is completely coincidental and unintended. Except for Fergie. She really exists. But we didn't date. And Fergie, if you're reading this, I probably wouldn't ask you to wear a mask if we did date! Probably.Lyrics:i saw her standing by the registerin the food court at the mallher hair was long and soft and blondand her legs were thin and tallshe wore the latest styles and she held herself with gracebut sadly when she looked my way, she had a butter face![chorus]she was a nearly perfect specimen of the human raceshe had all the right proportions and everything in placeif she just knew a plastic surgeonmy heart would start to racei liked her clothes, her body, her mind and her place, i liked everything....but her face[after last chorus]she looked good from afarbut oh so far from goodi once started dating fergie ferg,she was sweet and she was kind.she had some sexy humps and lumpsshe looked great from behind.she'd do almost anything for me, all i had to do was askbut we finally had to breakup cause she wouldn't wear a mask

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