DRAMA EXAM !!! (PART 1)
**** = LINES WE SKIPPED++++ = LINES WE MADE UP*SCENE ONE* (Joey comes down for breakfast while mother (Liang) is making toast. Liang tells Dianne and Derek to come down for breakfast.) Liang: Dianne! Derek! Come down for breakfast, you'll be late for school AGAIN.Dianne: Liang, is Derek down there yet?Derek: No Dianne, I'm not down yet - ladies first so you go.Dianne: No, you go!Derek: No, YOU go!Dianne: No, you go!Derek: Okay Sure!Dianne: No wait LET ME GO FIRSTDerek: NO I WANT TO GO FIRSTJoey: Mom, How do you take this?Liang: Joey, are you ready? Our driver is waiting outside, don't keep him waiting.Joey: But Derek and Dianne aren't even down yet. (Dianne runs downstairs) Dianne: WHAT? He's not down yet? I'M GOING BACK UP!Liang: Dianne stop fooling around! Now hurry up and finish you breakfast so you can leave for school.Derek: Guys, ok, chill. I'm right here; I didn't realize you guys miss me so much in such short period of time.Dianne: (grossed out face) Liang, please tell Derek to shut up!Joey: You're just mad because Derek tricked you into coming down first.Dianne: You can shut up too!Liang: Dianne, I'm not talking about this anymore, give your siblings a break and hurry up and get into the car. ****(Dianne sticks out her tongue) ****Derek: Do that again and I'll cut it off and use it as a moisturizer.****Dianne: EWWW!****Joey: I think I just lost my appetite.****Liang: OKAY, ENOUGH! I've had it to about here!(levels hands up to shoulder to show the amount) Everyone get out to the car now, NOW!Derek: Chill Liang!Liang: Derek, I'd appreciate it if you called me mom. Ugh - I'm going to be so late! Okay, leaving now, bye guys and take care, love you!Dianne: Whatever.Derek: Whatever.Joey: Bye mom, love you! *SCENE TWO* Joey: Mona, can you get me my cheesecake please and Lisa can you get me my textbook from my room.Dianne & Derek (unison): JOEY DON'T USE OUR MAIDS!Dianne & Derek: Jinx!Dianne: I said it first!Derek: No, I said it first!Dianne: No, I said it first!Derek: Well... Joey's using our maids!!!Joey: Hey, don't bring me into this! (Liang enters the kitchen floor on the cell phone) Joey: Hi mom!****Derek: Kind of late for dinner, don't you think?****Dianne: Liang, can you get Derek and me some orange juice please?****Liang: Mona, give Dianne and Derek their orange juice. (Liang sits down and joins her children at the table) ++++ Derek: How come you're late for dinner, Liang?Liang: Oh my gosh, I'm so exhausted; sorry my meeting went off the clock today!Derek: Oh, that's why you're so late for dinner. SO late, that you even missed dinner with your beloved twins and super genius over there. (Joey who was reading her book kicks Derek under the table) Derek: What the hell are you doing? I was just joking!Liang: Joey, cut it out! Derek: Hey we never use the attic anyway, why not just put Joey in there?Liang: Speaking of attic guess what I found this morning?Dianne: Oh great, another boring story, I think I'll skip this one. Besides, I need to go put on my mask.Derek: YOUR mask? I bought it!Dianne: Oh really? I guess I'll just have to be the first and last one to use it, seeing that there is only one left (gives out a smirk).Derek: Not if I beat you there first!Dianne: Oh yeah? (Dianne & Derek runs upstairs) Liang: Anyway, now where were we?Joey: Um... You were telling us about something that you found in the attic this morning.Liang: Oh right! I found our old photo album that contains so much beautiful memories of when you kids were little.