Nicest Kids in Town - Hairspray
Nicest Kids in Town - Hairspray[Corny]Hey there, teenage Baltimore!Don't change that channel!Cause it's timeFor the Corny Collins Show!Brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray!Oh, every afternoonWhen the clock strikes fourA crazy bunch of kidsCrash through that door, yeahThey throw off their coatsAnd leave the squares behindAnd then the shake it, shake it, shake itLike they're using losing their mindYou'll never see them frownCause their The Nicest Kids in TownOh, every afternoonYou turn you TV onAnd we know you turn the sound up When your parents are gone,yeahThen you twist and shoutFor your favorite starAnd when you practice every stepThats in you repertoireYou better come on downAnd meet The Nicest Kids in TownNice white kidsWho like to lead the wayAnd once a monthWe have our "Negro Day!"And i'm the man who keepsit spinnin roundMr.Corny CollinsWith the latest, greatestBaltimore Sound!!!So, every afternoonDrop everythingWho needs to read and write When you can dance and sing?Forget about you algebra and calculusYou can always do your homeworkOn the morning busCan't tell a verb from a nounThey're the Nicest Kids in TownRoll Call!![Council Kids]I'm Amber! Brad! Tammy! Fender!Brenda! Sketch! Shelley!IQ! Lou Ann! Joey! Mikey! Vicki!Becky! Bix! Jesse! Darla!Paulie! Noreen! Doreen!And I'm ... Link![Corny]So, if ever night you're shakingAs you lie in bedAnd the bass and drumsAre paunding in your headWho cares about sleepWhen you can snooze in schoolThey'll never get to collegeBut they'll sure look coolDon't need a cap and gownWhen you'reThe Nicest Kids in TownThey're the nicest, nicestThey're the nicest, nicestThey're the sugar 'n' spicestThe Nicest Kids in....[Corny & Kids]Kids in Town!