Big Shady productions/Dionnelee presents...Lyrics:[Dionnelee]Yo, What do Freddy, Jason, Mike Myers have in common? They crazier than me on a whole bottle of Valum. I broke my nose the other day, cuz i was caught chokin a tree I thought was Kim holdin Hailie. I'm more psycho than a deer caught in headlights. I ran up in a gay club shot 1 queer and 2 dykes. Deranged since age 4, I was arrested for chokin a giraffe with his own testicles. People say "Slim why dont you love your mom?" I say "I love my mom. About as much as I love my ass bein probed by salad tongs." My love life ain't been no better. I been cheated on so many times, I thought about F---in this Karl Kani sweater. My lifes so bad I tried to end it the other day, but Hell spit me out when the devil found out I wasnt gay. Hey, I can't win for losin, even stabbin myself in the adam's apple repeatedly while watchin my blood oozin. I'm drug abusin, leader of self afflicted wounds and, spazzin out with a diabolical contusion...Yeah. You're gonna be okay.[Eminem]I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer thisIf you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for CanibusI strangled you to death then I choked you againThen break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skinYou beef wit me, I'ma even the score equallyTake you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legallyI get you blunted off of funny home grownCause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono(Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugsThat would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President doesHillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervertI ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edgeGrabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!)Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lezFollow me and do exactly what the song says:smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drinkAnd jump behind the wheel like it was still legalI'm dumb enough to walk in a store and stealSo I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn HillSome people only see that I'm white, ignorin skillCause I stand out like a green hat with a orange billBut I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mistHow the fuck can I be white, I don't even existI get a clean shave, bathe, go to a raveDie from an overdose and dig myself up out of my graveMy middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?[Hook]Now follow me and do exactly what you seeDon't you wanna grow up to be just like me!I've been with 10 women who got HIVNow don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!I got genital warts and it burns when I peeDon't you wanna grow up to be just like me!I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a treeYou probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!

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