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InsaneKenny is a man. And any man can fall to a superior man. I am superior...And so my epic quest began. I journeyed around my neighbourhood to find the answers to life's questions :Why are you wearing your cap backwards?Why is your head so small?Why are you a xenophobic preacher of racist bigotry?Why are you a faggot?I searched for meaning and I found nothing. In my state of depression, I wallowed in self pity, telling myself that I was worth something. That I was Kenny and that I was a boy on a mission. And so, with a heavy heart, I carried on. Through cold, day, night and relentless onslaught of car and bus, I waded through the wilderness until I found it...The golden shining moment in my life when I knew I had found what I was looking for...A xenophobic asshole who's e-penis was so large, he had to use 3 fleshlights to feel the slightest bit of pleasure.And I cut and I pasted. I worked and laughed from dawn til dusk, making sure my work was as epic as possible. I knew that my face would be spread across the internet but that didn't matter. All I had to do was show that one person on Youtube was the biggest moron in the history of all video blogs...So with much anticipation I set out with my camera and my 128mb card...I filmed all day, using all the techniques I had developed from watching Savarus's videos.It was beautiful. I had created a masterpiece. The best video comeback in the history of Youtube. More humour than the entire Comedy Central archive, more spunk than a sleazy nightclub at 2am with more glowsticks than you could shake a raver at and the most factual and specific points since Professor Hawkins discovered the big bang theory...I was beautiful. I was charismatic.I was funny.I am superior...To all men...