Sayyed Hassan Nasrullah !! (telling a joke)
Sayyed Hassan Nasrullah Saying A Joke About How Would The Shiites In Lebanon, Increase in numbers easily... As Responce to the ones who are CLAIMING That Hizbullah Is Spending money to convert Sunnis Into Shiites.. Which The Sayed Hassan Proved It Wrong !!Translation:Hizbullah started in Lebanon since 1982, and now we're in 2007, and the Lebanese people been living together, Muslims and Christians, Shiites Sunnies and Druze.. Tell me where is this huge campain that Hizbullah is holding ( as you people claim ), to convert Sunnies into Shiites ?!Despite these nights sadness and consolation ( Ashura Days ) .. But please allow me to lighten you up little bit.. Because sometimes the bad things can have funny sides.. I've said the following to people that asked me and wanted some clarifications on this issue .. I said :" Listen up, If Hizbullah was convincing some Sunnie youth, to convert into Shiite.. - Excuse me, this example is traditional and popular - What would Hizbullah do ?.. "Spend huge amounts of money" as you people are saying ? Cause you are claiming that "Hizbullah is Not only using convincing evidences" ?!.. And we're not even trying to " convince " any of them.. That's not our aim.. That's not our issueIt is known since 1982 what's the aim if Hizbullah.. That's not our aim.. Our aim is not to convert Sunnies into Shiite, Neither prevent Shiites to convert into Sunnies... Some Shiites converted already into Sunnies.. And no one was against that.. it is normal.. But since you are claiming that we are " Spending huge amounts of money " on this issue.. Okay, lets suppose that we tried to convince 50 person... let's say a 100, or 200 to convert into Shiites.. What would we gain from that ?.. Is it to increase the number of Shiites 200 person ? " ** being sarcastic**.. First of all, You are saying that this issue is costing us huge ammounts of money.. and second of all, this will cause a problem with the other Sunnie brothers in the world.. So I told them that if we wanted to increase the number of Shiites, This would be the easiest thing to do !! We'll simply ( Hizbullah ) annouce that this year, ( Excuse me once again * shy * ) .. we need an increase in reproduction.. This way the Shiites would increase 50.000 person within only a year.. and that's without paying any penny... ( the crowd claps ) ... And Mashalla without announcing this, you are highly increasing ! "... These rumors are really silly and rediculous !!!