Kingdom Hearts meets Jerry Springer! -Unfinished-
***THIS VIDEO WAS NOT MADE BY THE OWNER OF THIS CHANNEL - IT IS HER YOUNGER SISTER'S***This is the unfinished version, I'll put up the finished version once I have the clips I need.Okay, I made this for Budds. She has put in so much hard work making great amv's to entertain us Kingdom Hearts fans. Her amvs have been such a great inspiration to me, and I'm sure to lots of other people. I have become pretty good for a beginner because of her. And she started out just like the rest of us, not all that good and not that many clips to work with.But she got better and better with every one she made. So, Budds, this is for you! xDAnd try to guess what pairings I like and the characters I don't like xDLyrics~!It's been one week since we got to seeCheatin' lovers and cousins that marryFive days since they had the showWith the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack hoThree days since we heard the taleAbout the guy who learned his woman was a she-maleYesterday it occurred to meThat I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry SpringerHoly cow, d'you see it last week?Well, they had this one freakWho sucker-punched his whole familyDo you recall when the brawlBecame a total free-for-allAnd Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the refereeHey, see the stripper with the implantsShe likes to lap danceAnd date the boyfriend of her motherNow here come's Jerry's next guestAnd it's a slugfest'Cause it's her trailer trash brotherNymphomaniac is back on crackIt's like "When Animals Attack"They all exhibit reprehensible behaviorHit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothesStep on their toes, that's how it goesThey get so violent they have to sign a waiverThey're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt, and pointin' blameOn the air? They don't care, they've got no shameThere was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strangeWhen he found out that his wife had a sex changeThey have a tendency to scream and yell constantlyThey have a history of ripping off their shirtsIt's been one week since they had the fightWith the Siamese twins and the transvestiteFive days since that awful brawlThey still haven't got the blood off the wallIt's been three days since the bitter fuedBetween the KKK and that gay Jewish black dudeYesterday, finally dawned on meI'm spendin' way too much time on that Jerry Springer[Guy Guest :] Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister[Gal Guest :] Oh? Well, which one?[Guy Guest :] All of them[Gal Guest :] Oh! Well, I've been sleepin' with your best friend Jake![Guy Guest :] Yah? Well, well me too![Gal Guest :] Oh![Guy Guest :] And I've sleepin' with your dog Woofie!(barking)[Gal Guest :] Woofie, you b-tch![Gal Guest :] Well, I'm also sleepin' with your pet goat!(baaahhing)[Guy Guest :] That goat doesn't love you!Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppin'Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's droppin'Jerry's the king of confrontationHe's a sensationHe puts the 'sin' in syndicationIt's totally worthless, like a bad checkIt's like a train wreckDon't wanna stare but you can't look awayLike Sally Jesse he does talk showsBut with more weirdosThe ratings jumpin' higher everydayIf you've seen the show, well then you knowIt's just as low as you can goThe guests are tacky and they're lacking in their hygieneAnd pretty soon some ugly goonComes in the room and then it's BOOMIn the face of some unsuspecting drag queenWell it's the kind of show where people scream obscenitiesYankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their hubbies"Jerry! Jerry!" Now the crowd starts their favorite chantShould I turn off my TV? I just can'tI have a tendency to watch it religiouslyI have a history of taping each oneIt's been one week since the show aboutPsycho killers with problems they should work outFive days since the big surpriseWhen some loser's wife said she's shtill dating twenty guysThree days wince he interviewedA bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nudeYesterday, it occurred to meThat I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry SpringerTired of wastin' my time on that Jerry SpringerI've got way too much class to watch Jerry SpringerCome over here and pull on my fingerDISCLAIMER: I do NOT own the rights to Kingdom Hearts OR did I write/sing the song! (Wish I did though xD)All media is copyrighted to the respective owners. No infringement intended.All clips from KH-Vids.net