Shadow Word: Pain
A shadow priest's declaration of his vast and incredible pwn. For the Horde! for the mp3, e-mail me at trivia@lazydork.com; if you're on Andorhal, send me a tell, or if you're Alliance, don't QQ when I gank you.Lyrics:In my world, I'm not much of a studI don't have much adventure running though my bloodI get pushed around, laughed at, and deniedI got no luck with girls, even though I've triedI've been invisible for most of my lifenever had a girlfriend, much less a wifebut then every night when I go home aloneI connect, authenticate and prepare to pwnyou see I'm a troll, a shadow priestI heal, kick ass and on alliance feastI'm melting faces both day and nightwhen you're horde if it feels wrong, then you know it's rightI'm rocking your world in warsong Gclicking mind blast so viciouslyyou call me a twink, even though I'm notdon't QQ to me though you just got rockedSW:P! (FORT PLZ! SHIELD ME SO I CNA HELLFAER!)SW:P! (NUB PRIEST LET ME DIE!)SW:P! (THAT'S A FUCKING MINUS 50 DKP!)SW:P! (OMG; UR SHADOW? RESPEC HOLY!)I win every chest with my ridiculous rollsthen I'll freak you out with mind controlno one touches me in Arathi BasinI capped the BS then I did some fishinSome may say I'm not quite the hardestbut I walk with no fear through the elywynn foresttry to take me down, come on I dare yaI'll /dance on your grave with some capoeiradon't look up my robe while I'm on a wind rideror I'll crit you once or twice like an ornery striderI don't bai gold for my many mountsI farm stranglekelp and blue colored lewtzI'm more magical than Harry Potter,my skills so divine I can walk on waterand if you step to me and say my rhymes ain't freshI'll laugh, psychic scream and wand you to deathSW:P! (LF1M RFK, BFD, SFK, SM, PST)SW:P! (CHUCK NORRIS' TEARS CAN CURE CANCER; TOO BAD HE NEVER CRIES)SW:P! (ZOMFG U GUYS SUK I'M HEARTHSTONING)SW:P! (BUFF PLZ! BUFF ME PRIEST!)In Azeroth, I make nubz fallI'm burning up the server named AndorhalShadow magic bitches, who wants a taste?I'm drinking your blood with vampiric embraceIn my spare time I go divin for pearlsand I roll with a mage called TriviagirlWhen I see an ally it's a gankin partypwning all day with my boy oblivinatiFrom Webwinder path to Tarren MillI'll whack you with my staff till you've had your filldon't disrespect me, you won't get farI represent a hood called ogrimmarI could crush you all day, I never get boredcause when I kill your ass it's for the horde