Call Me L-Dizzle
Lazydork let his YouTube success go straight to his head.Lyrics:It's Lazydork, but you know my nameever since I ascended to global fameI'm PWNING competition like a barrell of fishesEmmalina's in the back and she's doing my dishesIf I'm shining too brightly, don't mind the glareIf comments were dollaz I'd be a millionaireWine Kone, BowieChick and FilthyWhore Your viewers are mine, now let me show you the doorMy Friends Call me Lazydork, Competitors fizzleand my billions of fans, they just call me L-DizzleMy Rhymes are tight, my video sizzlesand my trillions of fans, they just call me L-DizzleMost viewed film's the evolution of dancehere's the revolution of pajama pantsMy beats are thumping, my rhyme relentlessI'm so huge I even got an apprenticeYou wanna try me? Give it a whirlI got more knowledge than TriviaGirlI got better moves than SexxyBebeI'd show 'em to you, but I'm too f***in' lazyAnyone ranked higher, their victory's pyrrhicBrookers called me up, she wants to jack my lyricsYou wanna challenge me? Then bring it onI'm on more screens than Max HeadroomI'm slick like Samus, like mario superI've got more airtime than a paratrooperMy name's on more lips than a restaurant forkNow bow to me, the king of the dorksMy Friends Call me Lazydork, Competitors fizzleand my billions of fans, they just call me L-DizzleMy Rhymes are tight, my video sizzlesand my trillions of fans, they just call me L-DizzleYou Are Not Ready.Directed by Triviagirl