Cette vidéo ne m'appartient pas, elle est la propriété du groupe et du site Gotohwan.Il s'agit d'un détournement de X-Men 2 où le manoir de Xavier est transformé en asile psychiatrique, le centre des gens à problèmes. Enjoy ;)English subtitles (I was asked to do so, here they are then =p):Jean: Restrain yourself just restrain yourself ...Cyclops: Hey! You're ok?Jean: Yeah ... Yeah I'm fine. Actually I'm not. I got a new joke I really need to tell you, I can't help you.Cyclops: Can't you restrain yourself? It's really getting annoying you know, I can't take you to parties anymore cause you keep spoiling the air with your messy jokes. All that you deserve is that I dump you.Jean: I dare you. Cause if you do so I'll tell everybody you wear girl underclothes.Cyclops: Right. You wanna tell me your joke? Go ahead I'm ready! Maybe this time it's gonna be funny!Jean: Okay ... Here I go ... Do you know why blondes never say anything? Miss your tongue uh? Well it's because they say what they're thinking about.Cyclops (sobbing): It's crap!Storm: Don't tell me she's just had a relapse ...Jean: A pig that laughs is a Portuguese.Cyclops: There's something you must do Professor, her crisis are more and frequent.Jean: Yeah, I need help.Xavier: I've tried everything. Hypnosis, acupuncture, even the worse Jerry Springer's TV shows didn't have effect on her. Please don't tell me she talked about the "laughing pig" joke.Cyclops: Several times.Xavier: Damn it. I oughta defenestrate myself.Storm: Maybe there IS a solution ... You should put earplugs to ease the pain. Xavier: Good idea. Jean: Mr and Mrs Tim have a son ...Xavier: Maybe you should give her a trip on the Bermuda Triangle or a trekking on the Komodo Islands.Jean: What's his name?Xavier: Vincent! Now shut up before I slap you. We've got another problem: a new alcoholic patient is about to come. That's not the main problem. He's convinced of being Vincent Delerm [a crap French variety singer] and he's really gonna lose his temper if he learns the truth so, please pretend to believe him and act if necessary. Wolverine: Cynthia wanted some begonias, I gave her some chocolate, she made a fuss of it, and I was so so annoyed ... [the song rimes in French actually -_-]Rogue: Vincent Delerm!Wolverine: Yeah that's me.Rogue: Can I have an autograph?Wolverine: How much can you pay?Rogue: Shit, why?Wolverine: Alright then, it's all free.Rogue: Let me introduce you my boyfriend, Bobby.Iceman: Hi. Please to meet you Mr Delerm. Welcome.Wolverine: Riiiight ... Bobby, is it? I kinda loved you in Dallas.Iceman: I'm trying to forget my past.Storm: Mr Delerm, that's an honour!Wolverine: You know what fame means.Storm: Your hair still so un-corny.Wolverine: What's the matter?Storm: I'm kidding, your hair are fine. Jean: I've got a joke.Wolverine: Tell me ...Storm: Well, I've gotta go and remove my unwanted hair. See you.Iceman: Yeah, so do we. Would you come and join us?Rogue: We'll wait for you.Wolverine: I'm comin'.Jean: Do you know the difference between a pan and a bowl?Wolverine: I have no fuckin idea.Jean: Well, I'll never go and have a lunch at yours Mr Delerm.Wolverine: I hope you don't rest on your jokes to flirt with guys.Cyclops: Please assure me she didn't tell you a joke.Wolverine: Unfortunately she did.Jean: Scotty, I've just eaten entrails tins. I still have pieces in my teeth.Scotty: Make me taste. Do you want some? Wolverine: Thanks no. That's a niiiiiiiice dog, come on, come on and bring me the papers! Go ahead and catch!Wolverine: Angelo was fond of Goldorak ...Someone: Shut up for god sakes! That's unbearable!Wolverine: That mansion is fucking hot. Gotta open the window.Iceman: Mistake! Wolverine: Are you pulling me?Iceman: No, that's the fridge. Wolverine: Damn it. You are so brilliant. Iceman: See that thing on the top? It's called a cupboard. [...] Wait, give me your bottle, I've to try something.Wolverine: What was that?Iceman: Gob of spit.

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