"The Bury St Edmunds Rap Song" music and lyrics by Niall Trask & Augustine Beamish-Cook.Bury St EdmundsA town of Suffolk, EnglandTwas founded by a pimpMartyred King EdmundHis rhymes were extrovertAnd they made the Danish cryBefore the days of AKsHe got an arrow drive-bySure this isn't HarlemBut it's still pretty roughTo weed the flower bedsYou gotta be buffWe're the floral town of EnglandThat's what we're aboutSo it's good excuseTo be a mother ****ing loutIt's the floral town of EnglandWith a Tory MPUpper Middle-class oppressionBreeds Gangsters like meIt's the floral town of EnglandWith a Tory MPUpper Middle-class oppressionBreeds Gangsters like meThey tried to teach meAbout Bury's HistoryBut I blazed them with my UziAnd celebrated with a teaDo you even know what a Magna Carta is?**** all that shit -- I'll roll it up in my spliff!Knitting home made sweatersAnd downing tea and bunsThe gangster life of the WIIs our sort of funLib Dem's, And Tory'sAnd Tony Blair**** all that ****Tom Smith for MayorIt's the floral town of EnglandWith a Tory MPUpper Middle-class oppressionBreeds Gangsters like meIt's the floral town of EnglandWith a Tory MPUpper Middle-class oppressionBreeds Gangsters like meLame excuses for gangsters like Biggi and 2 PacAre just nothing comparedTo a guy called JonesFirst name MattAlthough he's illiterateAnd has more issues than Charles MansonHe's so gangsterHe makes G-Unit look like HansonImprovised PauseYou say Stella fuels the violenceBut then what about Green KingWe're so mother ****ing violentAhmed does men up the ringSo drop your weaponsTo the floor and cowerBest watch out We're packing Norman Tower powerIt's the floral town of EnglandWith a Tory MPUpper Middle-class oppressionBreeds Gangsters like meIt's the floral town of EnglandWith a Tory MPUpper Middle-class oppressionBreeds Gangsters like meMHP and BHSFinest exportsOf theBNP's bestSo GusHey NiallThey must complexWhat exactly does make us so damn vexed?Flowers, tractors and old people A Tory MP and a beautiful Steeple No wonder Dan Stebbings refuses to learn to read and writeWhen there's so many OAP's calling for a street fight!It's the floral town of EnglandWith a Tory MPUpper Middle-class oppressionBreeds Gangsters like meIt's the floral town of EnglandWith a Tory MPUpper Middle-class oppressionBreeds Gangsters like meIt's the floral town of EnglandWith a Tory MPUpper Middle-class oppressionBreeds Gangsters like meIt's the floral town of EnglandWith a Tory MPUpper Middle-class oppressionBreeds Gangsters like meFor the full clear version go to www.funklub.tk

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