Smith & Smith - Silent Majority Blues
Taken from Episode 11 from Season 5 (1981-1982).My friends, take a look at my face tonight There's no disgrace, but my face is whiteNo matter how I change the light Everyone knows that my face is whiteEven with a tan, I don't look rightWhat can I say, I'm whiteI go to church, but I don't chantYou guessed it friends, I'm a ProtestantAs a child I decidedWhen I go to heaven, gonna fly UnitedI make lots of money that I pay tax on One more thing, I'm an Anglo-SaxonOh my God, I'm a WASP!What am I gonna do?My individuality's lost In the boring things I doThere's nothing I can do or sayTo interest you in any wayI'm really dull, I'm not even gayI got the silent majority blues!Yeah, it would mean the world to meIf I could be part of a minorityEating black-eyed peas and gritsInstead of being stuck with fish and chipsI could be funky and jivey and cuteI'd even sell my leisure suit!Let me be from another placeWhy not make Iran my raceOr Pakistan, or EcuadorThen I could get a job for sureAnd never would I hear them say:Sorry, we're not hiring whites today!Oh my God, I'm a WASP!What am I gonna do?My individuality's lostIn the boring things I doHoly smoke, man aliveThere's too many WASPs around this hiveWe've all been stung and we can't surviveWe got the silent majority blues!