Smith & Smith - This Land Of Ours
Taken from Episode 4 of Season 6 (1982-1983)I have walked 'cross the sands, on the Grand Banks of NewfoundlandLaughed at a Newfie, and beat up a sealI went shopping in Halifax, bought some all-weather slacksAnd watched while the premiers played Let's Make A DealThen I went to Quebec, where the English get no respectThey stay in their houses, packing their thingsSo I went to Ontario, got quite a scare, you knowDiscovering the danger a steam bath can bringOutside a bakery in Edmonton, I suffered with frozen bunsVancouver sunshine soaked all my clothesGot a room in Thunder Bay, and bored in WinnipegWent to Saskatchewan, but it was closedFrom the Vancouver Island to the Alberta highland'Cross the Prairies, the Lakes, to Ontario's towers -- and K-Mart!From the sound of Mount Royal's chimes, out to the MaritimesSomething to bitch about, this land of oursYes there's something to bitch about, tingle and twitch aboutJoin in revolt, or quietly stewInflation and acid rain, why don't we all complainTake time to crab about what's bugging youFrom the Vancouver Island to the Alberta highlandWe're all whining and complaining and demanding our fair shareThe government would surely fall, if it tried to please us allSo it's a good thing they don't care!