Sir Mix Alot - I Like Small Butts
Sir Mix Alotlyrics: I like small butts and I cannot lie,You honkies can't deny,When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waistand a big thing in your face I getSick, cuz I like a toothpickI'll beat that bootie with a stickEven the jeans she's wearing, her pants they're almost tearingNo, baby I want a flat bootie,That's tootie fruitie, while honkies tried to warn methat butt you've got is, oh, so cornyooh Chicken smooth skin you say you wanna get my olds,well peck me, peck me, cuz you ain't that average chickadee.Hell with romancin', I'll take her wallet dancin'Rich. Bitch. I'll dig for her money ditchSo tired of ebony, black butts are not my themeif you ask me what my flavour is I'll tell you vanilla icecreamSo honkies (yeah) honkies(yeah)does your girlfriend have a derriere? (yeah)Well shrink it, shrink it, so I can get right down and dink it,Chorus:Baby got Jack (wh-white honkies with the real smallboot- wh-white honkies with the real small bootie)Baby got Jack (wh-white honkies with the real smallboot- wh-white honkies with the real small bootie)I like 'em flat and small, and when I'm in the mall,I just can't help myselfI'm doing the dogpund call (woo woo woo woo)Don't like a sister, who farts while playing Twister.I wish those beans did miss her,even Uncle Ben would fist herI like my booties real slender and tender,And if I see a big bootie, I'll put it in the blenderDon't want a rear fender.I get into my HondaWhat the hell is an anaconda?All I know is that I like Jayne Fonda's, better than Yolanda's.ChorusYeah, baby, when it comes to females,Cosmo knows everything what they're talking about36, 24, 36... haa haa, only if she's 7'8'Flat on the bottom, and I like it like that,Flat on the bottom, and I like it like that.