Brian "Apollo" Patenaude, Christ "Nero" Hofer, Emily "Piscina" Cusick, and Emily "Io" Shartrand preform at the Shen LOTE Fest 2007---------------------------------------- ------------A long, long time agoWay back in those Roman daysCornelius was a senator.And he and his family went to Romeand left their little country homefor a letter came and told them they must go. And as they headed out of towna chariot came and knocked 'em downGeta climbed a tall treegot branded with "FUG" To Rome they finally did arriveto see the sights they all would strivethe dinner guests ate dormice live.My god, this book, is strange. CHORUSWell my, my this Cornelius guytook his woman and his children and to Rome they did flyHe left his home and bid his servants goodbye, saying "Don't blow up the domus and die" "Don't blow up the domus and die" Did you hear Eucleides saythat he likes boys more than books todayor maybe that's the other way. Oh they went down to the Roman gameswhere slaves and lions both were maimedbut the Romans kept on cheering anyway Well Eucleides crawled infrom the streetCornelius helped himto his feetSome robbers he had seenThey stabbed him in the spleen There was a jolly commisatioGaius arbiter creothe drinking master he was made "Plus vini" he did say ChorusNow Eucleides took the boys to schooland Sextus made himself a foolhe forgot his geography So the magister began to wail "How stupid are you mal puer!"He got mocked by all of the discipuli The magister brandished a stickat Sextus he was pretty tickedthe teacher sent him homenow he was all alone.So he wrote a letter to his dadand told him why he was so sadsince he had been so very badno interest he did show ChorusAnd one day it did start to rainThe children played with toys and gamesbut nothing happens anyway Valerius came to find a brideCornelia wound up by his sidethey were married, and are happy, so they say And in the end Old Titus diedThat man who served as our tour guideHe fell down on some cold stoneand there he died all alone And at the end of our great talethat fateful letter in the mailhas made this story very staleEcce is finally done.

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